At Least It's a Dry Heat - Unknown Event

At Least It's a Dry Heat
Instant

At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

Legalities

  • NOTLEGAL Standard
  • NOTLEGAL Pioneer
  • NOTLEGAL Modern
  • NOTLEGAL Legacy
  • NOTLEGAL Vintage
  • NOTLEGAL Commander
  • NOTLEGAL Oathbreaker
  • NOTLEGAL Alchemy
  • NOTLEGAL Explorer
  • NOTLEGAL Historic
  • NOTLEGAL Brawl
  • NOTLEGAL Timeless
  • NOTLEGAL Pauper
  • NOTLEGAL Penny