Some Disassembly Required

Enchantment

, Sacrifice a creature: Distribute the sacrificed creature's keyword abilities among any number of other target creatures until end of turn. If it's December, you gain 1 life for each of those keywords.

Now all they needed was a jolly, happy soul.

Dmitry Burmak

Legalities

NOT LEGALStandard
NOT LEGALPioneer
NOT LEGALModern
NOT LEGALLegacy
NOT LEGALVintage
NOT LEGALCommander
NOT LEGALOathbreaker
NOT LEGALAlchemy
NOT LEGALHistoric
NOT LEGALBrawl
NOT LEGALTimeless
NOT LEGALPauper
NOT LEGALPenny