Ow

Enchantment

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.

Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?

Edward P. Beard & Jr.

Legalities

NOT LEGALStandard
NOT LEGALPioneer
NOT LEGALModern
NOT LEGALLegacy
NOT LEGALVintage
NOT LEGALCommander
NOT LEGALOathbreaker
NOT LEGALAlchemy
NOT LEGALHistoric
NOT LEGALBrawl
NOT LEGALTimeless
NOT LEGALPauper
NOT LEGALPenny