Fat Ass - Unhinged

Fat Ass
Fat Ass
Creature — Donkey Shaman

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

2/3.5

Legalities

  • NOTLEGAL Standard
  • NOTLEGAL Pioneer
  • NOTLEGAL Modern
  • NOTLEGAL Legacy
  • NOTLEGAL Vintage
  • NOTLEGAL Commander
  • NOTLEGAL Oathbreaker
  • NOTLEGAL Alchemy
  • NOTLEGAL Explorer
  • NOTLEGAL Historic
  • NOTLEGAL Brawl
  • NOTLEGAL Timeless
  • NOTLEGAL Pauper
  • NOTLEGAL Penny