Fat Ass - Unhinged

Fat Ass
Fat Ass
Creature — Donkey Shaman

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

2/3.5

Legalities

  • NOT LEGAL Standard
  • NOT LEGAL Pioneer
  • NOT LEGAL Modern
  • NOT LEGAL Legacy
  • NOT LEGAL Vintage
  • NOT LEGAL Commander
  • NOT LEGAL Oathbreaker
  • NOT LEGAL Alchemy
  • NOT LEGAL Historic
  • NOT LEGAL Brawl
  • NOT LEGAL Timeless
  • NOT LEGAL Pauper
  • NOT LEGAL Penny