Fat Ass

Creature — Donkey Shaman

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.

2/3.5

Jeremy Jarvis

Legalities

NOT LEGALStandard
NOT LEGALPioneer
NOT LEGALModern
NOT LEGALLegacy
NOT LEGALVintage
NOT LEGALCommander
NOT LEGALOathbreaker
NOT LEGALAlchemy
NOT LEGALHistoric
NOT LEGALBrawl
NOT LEGALTimeless
NOT LEGALPauper
NOT LEGALPenny