At Least It's a Dry Heat

Instant

At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

Legalities

NOT LEGALStandard
NOT LEGALPioneer
NOT LEGALModern
NOT LEGALLegacy
NOT LEGALVintage
NOT LEGALCommander
NOT LEGALOathbreaker
NOT LEGALAlchemy
NOT LEGALHistoric
NOT LEGALBrawl
NOT LEGALTimeless
NOT LEGALPauper
NOT LEGALPenny