The Ancient Dingus

Legendary Artifact Creature — Elder Construct

If a player would create a Food token, instead The Ancient Dingus deals 2 damage to that player and they put a random card from a stack of visible unsleeved cards they own from outside the game into their hand.

Whenever The Ancient Dingus attacks, target player creates a Food token.

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Legalities

NOT LEGAL Standard
NOT LEGAL Pioneer
NOT LEGAL Modern
NOT LEGAL Legacy
NOT LEGAL Vintage
NOT LEGAL Commander
NOT LEGAL Oathbreaker
NOT LEGAL Alchemy
NOT LEGAL Historic
NOT LEGAL Brawl
NOT LEGAL Timeless
NOT LEGAL Pauper
NOT LEGAL Penny