You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast common spells from the top of your library.
Guests you control get +1/+1.
: Note the name of target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard and put it onto the battlefield face down. It's a 3/3 creature with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may create a copy of the card with the noted name. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost" and "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else."
Whenever you cast a spell, choose one —
• Flavor — Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has.
• History — Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard.
Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Deathtouch
Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters or attacks, open an Attraction.
Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.
Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, open an Attraction.
, : Exile target instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your graveyard and choose an Attraction you control that doesn't have a midway counter on it. Put a midway counter on it. For as long as that Attraction is on the battlefield, whenever you visit it, copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
, , Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
Flying
Roxi's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker.
When Roxi enters, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own.
The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn.
Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson.
Reach
When Spinnerette enters, open an Attraction.
As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace.
Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
, , Remove X hack counters from Truss: Add or subtract X from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. This effect can't reduce a number below 1 or a number word below one.
Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
, : You get . You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
[0]: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2].
6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.)
[+1]: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector.
[−1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice.
[−5]: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
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As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.
Can it be Lightning Bolt yet?
Flying
When Aerialephant enters, you get , then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Everyone wants to talk about the elephant in this room.
Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Known for their hit single "Your Wait from This Point Is Seven Hours."
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
"You will either begin or end the ride no taller than this."
Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
It's not like anyone else really wanted it.
Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The Astrotorium's Clown-Bots are programmed to delight attendees by any means necessary.
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The longest lines in the park.
Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can't choose any mode more than once.
Memories that will technically last the rest of your life.
When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.
Flash
When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).
Enchant nonland permanent
As this Aura enters, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
You haven't seen it until you see it in 6-D.
Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
"What could be funnier than one big pie to the face? Unless . . . no. Could it be that simple?"
—Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
Target blocking or blocked creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn.
"Behold the power of my hat and the ghosts of two other hats I used to own!"
When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Not all tickets can be exchanged for prizes.
Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
"'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."
As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter.
Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying.
Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)
First strike
As this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.
The lucky armor stopped lightning and lasers, but sadly, also love.
Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with either of the chosen letters.
"If people are always on the edge of their seats, we can save money on chair backs."
—Myra the Magnificent
As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.
Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.
"Anna and Blaine said the ride was awesome. Yolanda and Zachary aren't back yet."
Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.
With enough showmanship, even mundane items like playing cards or molecular teleporters can produce a mesmerizing spectacle.
Whenever another creature you own enters, you get .
, : You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered this turn.
Once he stopped eating tickets, Bixby was a model employee.
Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
"Control to Truss. Chief, the entry scan software is reading babies as hot dogs. Again."
—Glaxxar, engineering assistant
When this Equipment enters, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on this Equipment.
Equip
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
"When riding Erebo's Whip, remember to keep your arms, legs, and any strange flailing appendages inside the vehicle at all times."
When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get .
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
"I AM FILLED WITH DELICIOUS CANDY. I AM NOT A TRICK."
This creature has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.
The midway offers every flavor under the sun, even to guests who need to stay out of it.
Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them.
Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them.
Parade! — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose creatures you control one at a time until each creature you control has been chosen. Each of those creatures gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature chosen before it. (Places everyone! The first creature in line gets +0/+0.)
When this enchantment enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast this enchantment, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast this enchantment.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Flying, vigilance
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
, : Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.
"'Technologically-Advanced People-Pleasing Entertainment Robot', eh? Nice hat. Would be a shame if something happened to it."
—"Brims" Barone, midway mobster
Flying
This creature enters by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.
Heinrich catches the trapeze only about half the time, but he looks so good falling.
You get seven . Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.
Tap beverages with extreme caution.
When this artifact enters, you may put an art sticker on it.
, : Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in this artifact's art are completely covered, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.