This creature can't be blocked.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove two oil counters from it. If you do, when you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Flash
At the beginning of your upkeep, put an oil counter on this artifact.
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost less to cast for each oil counter on this artifact.
Counter target spell with mana value 1 or less.
No matter how many times he saw it, Sarnvax always relished the look of dawning horror as his foes realized their mistake.
Each opponent gets a poison counter.
Draw a card.
"Please, for science, tell me how it feels. Leave nothing out."
Flying
When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
It no longer needs to eat, but old instincts are put to use ridding the Surgical Bay of spies.
Counter target spell. If that spell's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
"Your theory holds merit. You do not."
—Sarnvax, Gitaxian sective
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If that permanent had mana value 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
"I bring a message from the Autonomous Furn—argh!"
This artifact enters with four oil counters on it.
, Remove an oil counter from this artifact: Tap target artifact or creature.
Visitors to the Surgical Bay often become permanent residents.
, : Draw a card. This ability costs less to activate for each other artifact you control.
"We are opening a new chapter in the one true story of Phyrexia. Someone must record it for posterity."
—Tamiyo
Flying
If you would proliferate, proliferate twice instead.
, Remove three counters from among other artifacts, creatures, and planeswalkers you control: Put an indestructible counter on Tekuthal. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)
Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.
Flying
This creature enters with an oil counter on it.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature.
Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card."
Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When this creature enters, up to one target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4 for as long as this creature remains on the battlefield.
Draw three cards. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
"Experimental Log 290: Leaving the subject's pain receptors active appears to yield an unprecedented combination of incoherence and hyperawareness."
Flying
This creature enters with an oil counter on it.
When this creature dies, draw cards equal to the number of oil counters on it.
After a series of ambushes, Uulbrek demanded a sentry with no blind spots.
When this creature enters, you may pay 2 life. When you do, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
The Mirran forces thought they'd vanquished their foes . . . until a nearby monument got up and started stalking toward them.
As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay or sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
By gaze, sting, and claw, Vraska will see the will of Phyrexia done.
Exile target creature if it has mana value 3 or less.
Corrupted — Exile that creature instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.
Many vatkeepers use necrogen etchings to judge the value of their aspirants. If the wounds rot and fester, the recipient is not worth further effort.
Flying
This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.
Deathtouch
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
"Watch your footing around here. Anything you might step on probably has teeth."
—Kara Vrist, resistance spymaster
Up to one target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If X is 5 or more, return a creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
"Where once there was complacence, Sheoldred brought ambition, and soon the will of Yawgmoth reigned."
—Monument inscription
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When this creature dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Flying
Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, this creature has deathtouch and lifelink.
"Get away from there! I must rebuild that one for the next bout. Shoo, shoo!"
—Keskit, the Flesh Sculptor
Corrupted — Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters and only once each turn.
What cannot be remade will be unmade, one scrap at a time.
Deathtouch
When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you gain 4 life.
The gospel of lies sounds sweetest when whispered by many mouths.
Sacrifice another artifact or creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
"We both serve the Demon Thane. Your parts would better serve with me."
If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
, Exile three creature cards from your graveyard: Put an indestructible counter on Drivnod. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Sinking into the Dross is neither a gentle death nor a quiet one. But once the necrogen takes hold, it is inevitable.
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
"Give of yourself, for compleation awaits the cleansed."
—Nokar, priest of Sheoldred
You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
Corrupted — Each opponent who has three or more poison counters loses 3 life.
They wished to become vital parts of the Dross Pits. Azax-Azog granted their request.
Corrupted — : Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. You lose 1 life. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.
What she lacks in skin she makes up in swagger.
Other creatures you control get -1/-1.
, : Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." Activate only as a sorcery.
"It seems someone forgot to read the fine print."
When this creature enters or dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
"Does anyone else hear that horrible crunching sound?"
—Jace
You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Each opponent gets a poison counter.
"I give you pain, you give me information. A simple trade, is it not?"
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
Other Rats you control have toxic 1.
When Karumonix enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal any number of Rat cards from among them and put the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature has toxic 2. (Players dealt combat damage by it also get two poison counters.)
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Flying
This creature enters with two oil counters on it.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it.
Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this creature.
Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)
When this creature enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
"Give all you are to Phyrexia, and you will receive more than you could have ever desired."
Flying
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
The praetors of the other Spheres privately wonder how Sheoldred always has a surplus of glistening oil at her disposal.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
For a bittersweet moment, Jace believed he could still save his love. A moment was all Vraska needed. "For the glory of Phyrexia," she whispered.
Trample
Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, that source's controller sacrifices that many permanents of their choice.
"Show me what Norn's sycophants are hiding under all that pretty porcelain."
—Sheoldred
Corrupted — When this creature enters, sacrifice a creature unless an opponent has three or more poison counters.
Some of Sheoldred's goliaths spread the glory of Phyrexia. Others just eat.
Whenever you proliferate, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
"I have raised many of my own contenders for the Coliseum. This one will be fearsome one day, mark my words."
Choose one —
• Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature token of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a planeswalker of their choice.
"Congratulations. I am entertained."
Menace
Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)
The punishment for sedition, like every other crime in the Dross Pits, is execution.
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."
From within its form, a single word echoed forth: "Devour."
When this creature dies, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
She proudly carries the weight of Phyrexia's creed, both figuratively and literally.
Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
The first rebirth is a reward. The fifty-first is a punishment.
Whenever another artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this artifact.
, , Remove four oil counters from this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
"Soon enough each praetor will have hired me to kill the others, and I will stand alone as the true Father of Machines."
Compleated ( can be paid with or 2 life. If life was paid, this planeswalker enters with two fewer loyalty counters.)
[0]: You draw a card and lose 1 life. Proliferate.
[−2]: Target creature becomes a Treasure artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color" and loses all other card types and abilities.
[−9]: If target player has fewer than nine poison counters, they get a number of poison counters equal to the difference.
Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice and gets a poison counter.
The dull, creeping pain of phyresis curdled in Vraska's blood. She knew as soon as it took her, she would betray everything—even Jace.
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
"Live or die, you serve the Steel Thanes now."
Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, this enchantment deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.
The Invasion Tree broke through the Blind Eternities and sent Phyrexian perfection coursing across the Multiverse.
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's equipped, you may destroy all Equipment attached to that creature.
"Without faith in each other, we truly would have nothing left. Isn't that right, Malach? ...Malach?"
—Darven, Mirran rebel, last words
This creature enters with two oil counters on it.
, Remove an oil counter from this creature, Discard a card: Draw a card.
"I will not rest until the truth of Phyrexia is inscribed across the Multiverse."