Secret Lair Countdown

SLC · 114 cards · Released

Altar of the Brood
Artifact

Whenever another permanent you control enters, each opponent mills a card.

Worshippers are allowed to pluck one memory from a chosen nonbeliever. Maybe a battle plan. Maybe a profession of love.

Brain Freeze
Instant

Target player mills three cards.

Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Crop Rotation
Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.

Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Everyone gets some time in the good soil. This week it's the Turnipsons.

Demonic Consultation
Instant

Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

Eerie Ultimatum
Sorcery

Return any number of permanent cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Field of the Dead
Land

This land enters tapped.

: Add .

Whenever this land or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Gray Merchant of Asphodel
Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. (Each in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

They say you can't take it with you, but he's out to prove them wrong.

2/4
Hymn to Tourach
Sorcery

Target player discards two cards at random.

Isochron Scepter
Artifact

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile an instant card with mana value 2 or less from your hand.

, : You may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

"Again—mana! And tap it! And cast! Feel the burn—you're doing great!"

Junji, the Midnight Sky
Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit

Flying, menace

When Junji dies, choose one —

• Each opponent discards two cards and loses 2 life.

• Put target non-Dragon creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose 2 life.

5/5
Krark-Clan Ironworks
Artifact

Sacrifice an artifact: Add .

Llanowar Elves
Creature — Elf Druid

: Add .

Always they are watching, carefully tallying twig snaps.

1/1
Myrel, Shield of Argive
Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.

Whenever Myrel attacks, create X 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature tokens, where X is the number of Soldiers you control.

3/4
Narset's Reversal
Instant

Copy target instant or sorcery spell, then return it to its owner's hand. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Ob Nixilis, the Fallen
Legendary Creature — Demon

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may have target player lose 3 life. If you do, put three +1/+1 counters on Ob Nixilis.

Many live lives of quiet desperation. His

is quite loud.

3/3
Phyrexian Altar
Artifact

Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color.

Questing Beast
Legendary Creature — Beast

Vigilance, deathtouch, haste

Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented.

Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.

4/4
Retrofitter Foundry
Artifact

: Untap this artifact.

, : Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.

, , Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

Sol Ring
Artifact

: Add .

Temple of the False God
Land

: Add . Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Urza's Saga
Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)

I — This Saga gains ": Add ."

II — This Saga gains ", : Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'"

III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost or , put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Vesuva
Land

You may have this land enter tapped as a copy of any land on the battlefield.

Wasteland
Land

: Add .

, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent
Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Minion

Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.

Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.

: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

5/5
Yarok, the Desecrated
Legendary Creature — Elemental Horror

Deathtouch, lifelink

If a permanent entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Bala Ged scribes have stanza upon stanza of its exploits stalking jungles and the mirey quags within.

3/5
Zo-Zu the Punisher
Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior

Whenever a land enters, Zo-Zu deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

His cleverness is well regarded among the akki, but most of his jokes are just variations on "Leaving Zo-Zu'n?" and then he shoots fire at you.

2/2
Alhammarret's Archive
Legendary Artifact

If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead.

If you would draw a card except the first one you draw in each of your draw steps, draw two cards instead.

Altar of the Brood
Artifact

Whenever another permanent you control enters, each opponent mills a card.

Worshippers are allowed to pluck one memory from a chosen nonbeliever. Maybe a battle plan. Maybe a profession of love.

Brain Freeze
Instant

Target player mills three cards.

Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Crop Rotation
Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.

Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Everyone gets some time in the good soil. This week it's the Turnipsons.

Demonic Consultation
Instant

Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

Eerie Ultimatum
Sorcery

Return any number of permanent cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Field of the Dead
Land

This land enters tapped.

: Add .

Whenever this land or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Gray Merchant of Asphodel
Creature — Zombie

When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. (Each in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

They say you can't take it with you, but he's out to prove them wrong.

2/4
Hymn to Tourach
Sorcery

Target player discards two cards at random.

Isochron Scepter
Artifact

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile an instant card with mana value 2 or less from your hand.

, : You may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

"Again—mana! And tap it! And cast! Feel the burn—you're doing great!"

Junji, the Midnight Sky
Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit

Flying, menace

When Junji dies, choose one —

• Each opponent discards two cards and loses 2 life.

• Put target non-Dragon creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose 2 life.

5/5
Krark-Clan Ironworks
Artifact

Sacrifice an artifact: Add .

Llanowar Elves
Creature — Elf Druid

: Add .

Always they are watching, carefully tallying twig snaps.

1/1
Myrel, Shield of Argive
Legendary Creature — Human Soldier

During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.

Whenever Myrel attacks, create X 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature tokens, where X is the number of Soldiers you control.

3/4
Narset's Reversal
Instant

Copy target instant or sorcery spell, then return it to its owner's hand. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Ob Nixilis, the Fallen
Legendary Creature — Demon

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may have target player lose 3 life. If you do, put three +1/+1 counters on Ob Nixilis.

Many live lives of quiet desperation. His

is quite loud.

3/3
Phyrexian Altar
Artifact

Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color.

Questing Beast
Legendary Creature — Beast

Vigilance, deathtouch, haste

Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented.

Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.

4/4
Retrofitter Foundry
Artifact

: Untap this artifact.

, : Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.

, , Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

Sol Ring
Artifact

: Add .

Temple of the False God
Land

: Add . Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Urza's Saga
Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)

I — This Saga gains ": Add ."

II — This Saga gains ", : Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'"

III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost or , put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Vesuva
Land

You may have this land enter tapped as a copy of any land on the battlefield.

Wasteland
Land

: Add .

, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent
Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Minion

Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.

Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.

: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

5/5
Yarok, the Desecrated
Legendary Creature — Elemental Horror

Deathtouch, lifelink

If a permanent entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Bala Ged scribes have stanza upon stanza of its exploits stalking jungles and the mirey quags within.

3/5
Zo-Zu the Punisher
Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior

Whenever a land enters, Zo-Zu deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

His cleverness is well regarded among the akki, but most of his jokes are just variations on "Leaving Zo-Zu'n?" and then he shoots fire at you.

2/2
Molten Duplication
Sorcery

Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Professor Horton's synthetic man was dubbed "The Human Torch" for its tendency to burst into flames upon contact with air.

Fierce Guardianship
Instant

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.

Counter target noncreature spell.

WITH EXTRAORDINARY STRENGTH, THE SUBMARINER GIVES THE UNFORTUNATE SHIP A TERRIFIC SHOVE!

Unbreakable Formation
Instant

Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and they gain vigilance until end of turn.

Timber Protector
Creature — Treefolk Warrior

Other Treefolk creatures you control get +1/+1.

Other Treefolk and Forests you control have indestructible.

4/6
Biorhythm
Sorcery

Each player's life total becomes the number of creatures they control.

"You know we haven't done enough research into the effect of the cosmic rays! They might kill us all out in space!"

—Ben Grimm

Tainted Pact
Instant

Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.

With Great Power . . .
Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature you control

Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

...there must also come great responsibility!