Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
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This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
"Now I lay me down to sleep—
What are you starin' at?"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.
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Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
When this enchantment enters, each player puts their library into their hand.
Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.
Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.
: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
"And the ignorant shall fall to the squirrels."
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Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Due to some late-night partying, the chicken missed the group photo.
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
"Just wait till I get my Leviathan . . . ."
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
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: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
Spells you cast cost less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Every page holds a month, every date a numeral.
, : Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
And you thought that was just an urban legend.
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
, : Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone!
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add .
3 — Add .
4 — Add .
5 — Add .
6 — Add .
, , Sacrifice this artifact: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.
"¡Yo quiero Kormus Bell!"
This artifact enters tapped.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
The tiger is always quick to fold.
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Many take the lobster for granite.
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Nothing beats the lizard's shear power.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
At last Urza's powers were focused through the incredible artifact.
"Who wants pancakes?" he asked.
This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.
: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets the indicated result.
1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.
3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.
4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.
5 — It gains flying until end of turn.
6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
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