Counter target spell.
"How pathetic! To Doom, even your best efforts are an embarrassment!"
Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
"I do wish he'd take some time to rest, but it appears the 'fate of the world is at stake' or some such poppycock. It's very bothersome."
—Edwin Jarvis, Stark butler
Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle.
Draw a card.
"Your lives are beautiful, tragic, fascinating . . . . Do I dare intervene?"
—Uatu, the Watcher
Counter target spell.
"How pathetic! To Doom, even your best efforts are an embarrassment!"
Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
"I do wish he'd take some time to rest, but it appears the 'fate of the world is at stake' or some such poppycock. It's very bothersome."
—Edwin Jarvis, Stark butler
Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle.
Draw a card.
"Your lives are beautiful, tragic, fascinating . . . . Do I dare intervene?"
—Uatu, the Watcher
Counter target spell.
"How pathetic! To Doom, even your best efforts are an embarrassment!"
Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
"I do wish he'd take some time to rest, but it appears the 'fate of the world is at stake' or some such poppycock. It's very bothersome."
—Edwin Jarvis, Stark butler
Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle.
Draw a card.
"Your lives are beautiful, tragic, fascinating . . . . Do I dare intervene?"
—Uatu, the Watcher
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As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.
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As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.
When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for a planeswalker card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
"I see something special in you—a bright ember that yearns to dance among the stars."
Whenever you're dealt damage, you may create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
"With his dream of unification fulfilled, Darien became the last king of Kjeldor. Those who followed were known as the kings of New Argive."
—Kjeldor: Ice Civilization
When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
"Back to the darkness with you."
Noncreature spells cost more to cast.
"It is not yet time."
First strike
When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Both guide and guard on open plain.
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Search your library for a Plains card and reveal it. If an opponent controls more lands than you, you may put that card onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
When this creature enters, you take the initiative.
Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on the creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)
"Come on, tighten up. Act like you've been here before."
Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
As long as you have 30 or more life, this creature gets +5/+5 and has flying.
Faith in Serra is its own reward.
Whenever another creature enters, you may gain 1 life.
In truth, her own faith was gone, trodden in Ulamog's wake. She pantomimed the blessing in the hope that it would inspire others to continue to struggle.
Legendary Humans you control have indestructible.
: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
More stubborn than Drannith's walls.
End the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to their maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)
At the beginning of your next end step, you lose the game.
Losing is fun!
You may play lands from your graveyard.
Strike the earth!
You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Destroy target non-outlaw creature. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Everyone else is fair game.)
: Add .
"I am yours as the trees are to the forest,
as sweetness is to the tender bloom.
I hunt for the nectar of your kiss."
Until end of turn, permanents your opponents control gain "When this permanent deals damage to the player who cast Hellish Rebuke, sacrifice this permanent. You lose 2 life."
Redecorating is a passion. Revenge is just fun.
Each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, and land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library.
Flying
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
"Sapien spread on flame-grilled bones?"
A birthday treat, in skull-shaped cones.
If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.
Defender, hexproof
: Add one mana of any color.
"We are the Junimos... Keepers of the forest."
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
"It's theorized that all the iridium in our world comes from meteorites..."
—Maru
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
[+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.
[0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
[−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
[−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
Destroy target nonblack creature.
tALk aBoUt puTtINg tHe "OW!" in "sHAdOw"!
If an opponent controls a Plains and you control a Swamp, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
"oH nO! uR sOOoo sCaRy! ROFL, I'M DYIN!"
Repeat the following process X times. Each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.
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Destroy all nonbasic lands.
oUcHy-wAh-wAh, pLs dOn'T cRY!
Indestructible
As long as your devotion to black and red is less than seven, Mogis isn't a creature.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Mogis deals 2 damage to that player unless they sacrifice a creature of their choice.
[+1]: Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
[−3]: You may put a green creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
[−7]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may search your library for a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle."
First strike, menace, trample
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Rograkh couldn't bear to watch his father pillage his own people. Not when there were so many other people they could pillage instead.
This creature enters tapped.
When this creature enters, target opponent loses 2 life.
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
The message is "Run."
, : Gain control of target legendary permanent. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
Few diplomats can resist the charm of Her Serene Highness's imperial seal.
Sisay gets +1/+1 for each color among other legendary permanents you control.
: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with mana value less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.