Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.
"You're lucky I don't have to use a thumb. Our finger inventory's in a sorry state."
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)
Despite their diminutive size, mirelurk hatchlings can swarm the unwary, attacking just moments after escaping their eggs.
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
An ace in the hole will keep the caps flowing.
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
"Drive In, Fly Out!"
—Red Rocket Slogan
Elves you control get +2/+0.
"You didn't have to wait until I was in the water to hold me. Come here."
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, draw a card.
"A Thayan book about necromancy. Not for the faint of heart."
Choose one —
• Break Their Chains — Destroy target artifact.
• Interrogate Them — Exile the top three cards of target opponent's library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.
: Add . When you spend this mana to cast a Dragon creature spell, you gain 2 life.
A book may plant an idea in a body, but it's the body that cultivates the idea.
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with ", , Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
Strahd sought to steal Tatyana's heart, and in so doing shattered it.
Commander creatures you own have "Room abilities of dungeons you own trigger an additional time."
You have no maximum hand size.
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Every tale that makes its way to Candlekeep will live for an age.
Any player may cast spells as though they had flash.
Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
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Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card.
I'll have whatever they're having!
All creatures block each combat if able.
The attacking player chooses how each creature blocks each combat.
A hundred thousand infantry, twenty-eight tank divisions, several hundred auxiliaries, two generals, and one bright green dragon creature can't be wrong.
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, , Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.
Diviners sought a source for water but instead found a source for the dead.
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As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.
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As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.
[+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.
[0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
[−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
[−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
Destroy target nonblack creature.
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If an opponent controls a Plains and you control a Swamp, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
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Repeat the following process X times. Each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.
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Destroy all nonbasic lands.
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Indestructible
As long as your devotion to black and red is less than seven, Mogis isn't a creature.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Mogis deals 2 damage to that player unless they sacrifice a creature of their choice.
[+1]: Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
[−3]: You may put a green creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
[−7]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may search your library for a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle."
First strike, menace, trample
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Rograkh couldn't bear to watch his father pillage his own people. Not when there were so many other people they could pillage instead.
This creature enters tapped.
When this creature enters, target opponent loses 2 life.
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
The message is "Run."
, : Gain control of target legendary permanent. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
Few diplomats can resist the charm of Her Serene Highness's imperial seal.
Sisay gets +1/+1 for each color among other legendary permanents you control.
: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with mana value less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.