Whenever Truss, Chief Engineer enters or another creature dies, put a hack counter on Truss.
, , Remove X hack counters from Truss: Add or subtract X from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn. This effect can't reduce a number below 1 or a number word below one.
Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
, : You get . You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Weighing in at a combined thirteen thousand pounds and two ounces.
This artifact enters with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
, , Remove a page counter from this artifact: Draw a card.
"It was a pleasure to meet me."
—Captain Rex Nebula
When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.
• 2 — menace
• 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink
• 5 — flying
• 6 — indestructible
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
It runs on laughing gas.
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
"YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY."
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game.
I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
It's always up-to-date, so visitors know what rides are open, how long the lines are, and which areas are closed due to gremlins.
Flying
When this Vehicle enters, you may put up to two name stickers on it.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter.
Crew 2
Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As this Equipment enters, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
Equip
Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip
"I don't know you, but that hammer rings a bell."
: Add one mana of any color.
, : You get (a ticket counter).
"WE ARE FILLED WITH TICKETS. WE ARE FILLED WITH PURPOSE."
When Ticketomaton enters, you get , then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
"Please do not engage in debates on the nature of reality with the robot staff."
—Astrotorium sign
Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker . (You may pay an additional as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get , then you may put a sticker on it.)
"Unless you're quicker, I wouldn't snicker."
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
The glow of the big top can be seen for light years, but its excitement can be felt in the hearts of everyone who's ever been there.
Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay .
"Here's a nice place we haven't hit yet."
—Captain Rex Nebula
: Add .
: Add . Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
, : Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Buy enough balloons and it turns into a ride.
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
"INPUT ACCEPTED: SHIVAN DRAGON. INITIATING . . . ERROR! GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE."
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
There is a very real danger that the squeaking will rally nearby squirrels to battle.
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
"MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO FOLD INFLATABLE TUBES INTO JOY."
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
The Astrotorium bouncing record is three days, though setting it wasn't strictly intentional.
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
It recreates the peaceful feeling of floating freely in space, just without all that boring peacefulness.
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
Anti-gravity. Pro-fun.
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
It's a raucous, ricochet-ridden romp, loosely based on the molecular movement inside exploding stars.
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
"These bumping cars remind me of the time your amusement park smashed into my planet."
—Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Vehicular mischief's appeal is universal.
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
The cars are serviced every ten thousand bumps or every four hours, whichever comes first.
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
For those needing instructions how to drive the bumper cars, there's a crash course.
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
The engineers figured out a way to make the crashes power the ride itself. The energy surplus alone is enough to run the deep fryer.
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
"Pulled a Captain Nebula"
—Crew expression meaning "an out-of-control car has caused great damage to the surrounding area"
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
Originally, the rotors were used exclusively as particle accelerators for engine fuel, and they probably still should be.
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
The back of each ticket features a map to the lost and found.
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The sound it makes is indescribable and unsettling, but it does make a great clown.
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
One day, it will produce a clown that can itself produce a clown. Until that day, it will not rest.
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Pietra's Mirthing Pod boasts an output that's hilarious and impressive—a real laugh a minute.
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
"CONGRATULATIONS. IT IS A CLOWN."
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Eating here is always a concession.
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
"Days since last atomic ketchup explosion: 1."
—Kitchen safety notice
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Now serving Basri Kettle Corn, Taco Bolas, Karn Dogs, Koth of the Hamburger, Dovin Baan Mi, Oko Cola, Frozen Tamiyogurt, and more!
Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
The Astrotorium offers fine dining at establishments such as Time Wok and Grilliana's.
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Outfits you'll love at prices you'll tolerate.
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Dress up like all your favorite Planeswalkers! And Oko.
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
"Chandra's Pyromastery Gloves are not fire resistant."
—Costume warning label
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Dressed to the 9/9s.
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
"Sold out I'm afraid, but Wrenns Three through Six are on sale."
—Lonak, sales manager
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
"The costumes are so realistic! I was mistaken for Nicol Bolas and attacked by a bunch of wizards! Five stars! They eventually let me go."
—Salzon's Ride Review
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — You get , then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — You get , then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — You get , then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — You get , then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
"I can see the next star system from here!"
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
In space, no one can hear you repeatedly beg to get off the ride.
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
Sixty stories above the Astrotorium, attendees often wonder if they've made a mistake. They have another two hundred stories to decide.